After Meadbh wrote such a popular blog entry regarding the first day of the Middleton Plus Two vacation and I took care of documenting day two, it seemed only fair to force the third day of the vacation saga blog posts on the other member of the ‘Plus Two’. Justin and I have been friends since our freshman year at Stonehill College and he is also here with me in Australia. He was pretty keen about being a guest blogger so let’s hope that he can entertain you with his wit and charm. Without further introduction, I give you…JustIncredible =) So once again, this is not Kelly here. I’m not sure if it’s because she is a slacker, or because I’m an awesome guest blogger, definitely the first option but nonetheless I get to talk about Day 3 of the ‘Middleton Plus Two’ vacation. I arose to a phone call from Meadbh saying that it was time to go, a bit earlier than we had planned (apparently the weather was not going to be good at our scheduled time so they asked us to jump earlier). I, myself, was not a happy camper because I was in the middle of cooking what I thought may very well be ‘my last breakfast’. That was cut short and within 15 minutes or so the rest of the crew arrived at the village. We all piled into the van once again, filled with mixed emotions of enthusiasm and nervousness already anticipating jumping out of a plane at 9,000 ft, or so we thought…

For the most part, we were all excited and ready to go for it, except for Meadbh, who still needed a bit of convincing. Meadbh had decided to come along, not necessarily to jump, but a combination of the fact that skydiving sounded more exciting than a day in Asia class and because she didn’t want to miss out on any of the Middleton Family vacation. Deep down we all knew she wanted to jump, but on the outside she was still indecisive. It was debatable whether she was the smart one not jumping, for the sake that she could collect on all of our wills, or whether she would be missing out. However, the negotiation talks with Meadbh came to an instant halt because of a bigger emergency which arose in the car. Mr. Middleton realized that his heart rate monitor had stopped working! This was pretty poor timing seeing that he was t-minus 2 hours from jumping out of an airplane. No worries though. It all turned out okay when yours truly saved the day by supplying a little water for the skin contacts. Before we knew it, the heart monitor was back up and running and Mr. Middleton was finally able to get a reading he was satisfied with. Close call, but we were all in the clear, until we reached the ‘airport’ that is. Let me paint a picture for you: a narrow, mile long, dirt road with a run-down building at the end and a plane sitting in the middle of a corn field out front. Yes, as hard as it was to believe, this was the place we were trusting with our lives. Dad quote: “You’ve got to be kidding me.” Scary thought.

At this point, I think we all began to question our decision to actually go through with this. Although, after talking with a few skydiving survivors inside, and watching their awesome videos, I think the deal was sealed; we were doing it. However, now the real question emerged: how high should we go?! It was a little costly to go all the way up to 14,000 feet, but that was no problem because Mr. Middleton brought his negotiating shoes. He managed to put together a little package deal which included the jump, a video, pictures, and the selling point: a “free” t-shirt. We were sold, but was Meadbh?? Luckily, Kevin wasn’t about to give her much of a choice. When the man at the counter asked how many of us were jumping, Kev delivered the answer without hesitation: 5. No time for objection; Meadbh was in! There you have it, we were all jumping: myself, Kelly, Barry, and Kev from 14,000 ft and Meadbh from 9,000 feet. We all got to wear some fancy, official skydiving pants and a long sleeve t-shirt, quite the fashionable get-up but Mr. Middleton took the trophy for skydiving apparel. He managed to swipe a nice little fleece hat that tied under the chin. I was jealous, I must admit. It really topped off the whole look. You literally could not have paid me to wear that thing.

After successfully completing skydive school, we were packed into a single engine plane flying high above Byron Bay. The view was amazing and absolutely breathe taking, almost allowing us to temporarily forget that we were about to free fall for 60 seconds over the Pacific Ocean. Before we knew it, the pilot had given the okay and our tandem divers were doing their final checks. Next, the sliding door opened and it was go time. First out was our small Asian friend, who didn’t speak English. He was yelling a lot of gibberish that I’m pretty sure no one understood; safety hazard? Next up was Meadbh. She and her partner inched their way to the door as we waved good bye. Then, after blessing herself as her feet hung off the side of the plane, she was gone. Next thing we knew, Kev was at the door. I think, at this point, we were all a little confused because Meadbh was supposed to jump out at a lower altitude, but before anyone had any chance to really think about it, Kev was soaring through the clouds. Kelly and her photographer were up next. He chilled on the side of the plane hanging on like Spider Man for a couple of seconds, waiting for her to be ready, before they both disappeared**. That meant that it was my turn. You know that feeling of “What in the world was I thinking?” Well yeah, didn’t take long for that to kick in. Sitting with your feet dangling out of a plane at 14,000 feet, there isn’t much else that is running through your head. But my buddy didn’t give me too much time to think about it because before I knew it, I was flying, literally flying. The feeling is indescribable; there are literally no words capable of describing the feeling of free fall. Meanwhile, after giving his pre-jump speech to the camera, Mr. Middleton was the final one out of the plane. Once all five parachutes successfully deployed, we were all gliding fearlessly through the Australian sky.

Within a few minutes we were all safely on the ground, in one piece. We did it! We all just completed the highest skydive that Australia has to offer. Wait a minute! That reminds me, why did Meadbh jump out with us? Oh yes; come to find out there were commercial airliners at 9,000 feet so they thought they would just surprise her and take her up to 14,000 feet with the rest of us. As her jumping partner said after they landed, “Surprise! I decided to give you an extra bang for your buck.” I guess if you consider getting pushed out of a plane at 14,000 feet without being told a bang for your buck; you could call it a nice surprise…
After getting our free t-shirts (thank you Barry!) and watching all of our DVDs, we were off to recover from the adrenalin rush. What better place to do that than Byron Bay? We decided to walk along the coastline to a lookout tower at the southern point of the bay. This lookout was right on the beach, with stairs leading up to a viewing platform. It had a great view of the open ocean and a huge group of surfers, who are always fun to watch. When the Middleton’s went to take a family photo, we soon realized that Mr. Middleton had never actually made it up to the lookout and was still down below on the beach. He seemed to be yelling up to us, but no one had a clue what he was saying. So Kelly and Kev just continued on with their photo shoots, uninterrupted, per usual. Next thing we knew, Mr. Middleton had made his way up the stairs, and asked why we weren’t looking at the whales. Wait, what whales was he talking about? Oh, those whales! Yes, Mr. Middleton had spotted whales from the beach, while the five of us up on the lookout had seen absolutely nothing.

On the walk back down the beach, we ran into a group affectionately nicknamed ‘Barry’s Asian Fan Club’. Yes, you read that right, he has a following. Barry and Kev decided it would be nice to help a number of young Asian girls to take a group jumping picture. They didn’t understand Kev’s directing skills nor the concept of all jumping at once, but they were still very grateful of their new friend’s efforts, especially Mr. Middleton. I’m pretty sure they thought he was a celebrity or something, pretty crazy. After hugs and high fives and a quick bow, we were off. We finished off the afternoon with some tacos and nachos from Wahoo’s Fish Taco and, of course, Kelly couldn’t leave without first doing some shopping. You know me too well.
We concluded the day back at the Middleton’s hotel. Kev and I went across the street to get some pizza, all the while brewing up a plan to go back to the casino, which was sadly shot down. But after some pizza, a couple of our friends headed over for a swim. Emily and Maddy met up with us and we all took a dip in the hotel’s hot tub. To top off the day’s festivities we thought it would be best to conclude with some ice cream from Cold Rock, truly embrace life as a Middleton. It certainly wasn’t Cold Stone, or Friendly’s! but it was delicious to say the least. There you have it, day 3 of the adventures of the Middleton’s Plus Two. It was an epic couple of days that I got to spend as a Middleton. It was definitely one of the best weekends I have had in Australia. So I think the question at this point is: Where is next year’s destination for the Middleton Plus Two family vacation? I don’t know, but I can’t wait to find out!
**Dear Kelly,
You have provided this addendum to the story so that in 20 years, you don't forget what it felt like to sit with your heels dangling over the edge of an airplane at 14,000 feet. What are you, crazy!?